Monday, May 15, 2006; 7:55 AM;
this is the persistently non-political podcast, from the mr. brown show. in today's episode, Jeff Lopez, the man and his ideas, goes for lunch.
BA CHOR MEE MAN : hello uncle. errrr ai jia si mi ?gomezLOPEZ : uh.. you have noodles ?BA CHOR MEE MAN : of course got noodle la.. i am the ba chor mee stall !gomezLOPEZ : ok very well. one ba chor mee please. meepok tah. mai hiam.BA CHOR MEE MAN : meepok tah. dry ah ? dont want chilli ah ?gomezLOPEZ : yesBA CHOR MEE MAN : anything else ?gomezLOPEZ : uh no thank you.BA CHOR MEE MAN : k
BA CHOR MEE MAN : nah. meepok tah mai hiamgomezLOPEZ : er thank you. uh wait wait, hang on, this has te gua in itBA CHOR MEE MAN : yalah. its got te gua liver one what.gomezLOPEZ : but i said i didnt want te guaBA CHOR MEE MAN : no you didnt gomezLOPEZ : yes i did BA CHOR MEE MAN : no you didnt gomezLOPEZ : yes i didBA CHOR MEE MAN : no you didnt gomezLOPEZ : yes i did BA CHOR MEE MAN : no you didnt and i can prove it to you ah !gomezLOPEZ : very well, prove it.BA CHOR MEE MAN : uh ok you come over here. i show you the CCTV cambera of my stall wh-what ?nah, you see. you point to the meepok, then you say dry. then you point to the chilli, then you shake your head. you never say you dont want to have the te gua !gomezLOPEZ : oh.. ok. how much is this then ?BA CHOR MEE MAN : can see anot, huh ? can see that you never say dont want te gua, huh ? huh ? huh ?gomezLOPEZ : its ok. i really dont want to pursue the matter. how much is my ba chor mee ?BA CHOR MEE MAN : you agree anot ? that you never say dont want te gua. can you tell me why you say you tell me you dont want te gua when you didnt, huh ?lgomezLOPEZ : ook. can we move along now and let me eat ?BA CHOR MEE MAN : nonono. you exprain to me first.gomezLOPEZ : explain what ?BA CHOR MEE MAN : exprain why you say you tell me te gua when you didnt say you dont want te gua.gomezLOPEZ : what the. okok, im sorry ok ?BA CHOR MEE MAN : sorry not enough. you must exprain why.gomezLOPEZ : explain why what ?BA CHOR MEE MAN : exprain why you say you tell me you dont want te gua when you didnt say you dont want te gua !gomezLOPEZ : ok fine. im sorry ok ? please accept my sincere apologies if my actions cause distress or confusion to you, the ba chor mee man. look, its only a few pieces of liver, lets move on.BA CHOR MEE MAN : move on ? move on you si lang tao ah, move on. my shop always here, ok ? but sorry also must exprain.gomezLOPEZ : very well. i am so sorry, i am so sorry that i confused you, alright ?BA CHOR MEE MAN : sorry also must explain...the mr. brown show and the persistently non-political podcast is brought to by mrbrown.com and *#&($#.sg, with or without chilli. thank you.hahahaha. omg i love BA CHOR MEE MAN lo ! ;D ;D so funny omg LOL rocks man ;D very entertaining indeed (: (: hahahahah its really funny y'know. BA CHOR MEE MAN is super hot !! wheeweet ! xD aiya rocks alot la. sometimes when i think of it, i'll laugh to myself like a lunatic lo. hahah. move on ? move on your si lang tao ah, move on !(: (: i wanna be BA CHOR MEE MAN's gf !rah. trng tmr /:
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